From a Bo's contributor.
Public News Release 02/14/99
Bo's University of Northern Florida
Research Department
Subject: Latin Derivative of "FUCK"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked Jane) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by Jane). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (David doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Vince is fucking interested in Shawn) and as a noun (Pete is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Dale is fucking beautiful). Now as you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK". Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
| Curiosity | What the fuck are you doing? |
| Greetings | How the fuck are you? |
| Fraud | I got fucked by that bitch! |
| Dismay | Oh fuck it |
| Trouble | Well, I'm fucked again! |
| Aggression | Fuck you! |
| Disgust | Fuck me! |
| Confusion | What the fuck? |
| Difficulty | I don't understand this fucking business! |
| Despair | Fucked again! |
| Incompetence | He fucks up everything. |
| Displeasure | What the fuck is going on? |
| Lost | Where the fuck are we? |
| Disbelief | Unfucking believable! |
| Retaliation | Up your fucking ass! |
| In an anatomical description | She's a fucking asshole. |
| To tell time | It's five fucking thirty. |
| In business | How did I wind up in this fucking job? |
| It can be maternal | Motherfucker |
| Custer's | Where did all them fucking Indians come from? |
| Mayor of Hiroshima's last words | What the fuck was that? |
| The Titanic | Where's all that fucking water coming from? |
With so many creative uses, how can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it Daily. It will add to your fucking prestige!